I am a member of an elite group who know things you don’t.
Let me enlighten you.
The sun is a living thing akin to a god. Only a few select people know this. The general public cannot be aware of the existence of any God (I.e. the sun), because the fabric of society would be shattered. The sun is sensitive to things that happen on the world and in particular, blasphemy. So when the Sun Newspaper was launched in 1964, the real sun found this to be deep blasphemy and so refused to shine anywhere that newspaper was sold. England was plunged into a deep grey, overcast misery . So to cover this up from the general public, an elite team of scientists where hired to create a false sun. It uses Nuclear Fission technology and sits around 50 000 ft from the earth. This machine however, breaks down very regularly because the technology is not yet fully developed. It is cloudy because every time the sun breaks down, we need to repair it and cannot be seen so we use a process called ‘cloud seeding’ which hides the repair work. Cloud seeding produces artificial clouds and is dispersed discreetly from the thousands of planes which fly around England each day, but obviously has the side effect of rain for the English. I’m sorry, don’t boycott me, boycott the sun.
Let me enlighten you.
The sun is a living thing akin to a god. Only a few select people know this. The general public cannot be aware of the existence of any God (I.e. the sun), because the fabric of society would be shattered. The sun is sensitive to things that happen on the world and in particular, blasphemy. So when the Sun Newspaper was launched in 1964, the real sun found this to be deep blasphemy and so refused to shine anywhere that newspaper was sold. England was plunged into a deep grey, overcast misery . So to cover this up from the general public, an elite team of scientists where hired to create a false sun. It uses Nuclear Fission technology and sits around 50 000 ft from the earth. This machine however, breaks down very regularly because the technology is not yet fully developed. It is cloudy because every time the sun breaks down, we need to repair it and cannot be seen so we use a process called ‘cloud seeding’ which hides the repair work. Cloud seeding produces artificial clouds and is dispersed discreetly from the thousands of planes which fly around England each day, but obviously has the side effect of rain for the English. I’m sorry, don’t boycott me, boycott the sun.
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